id rather be slammin' in the back of my dragula

frankbelloriley:

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Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

yeah, this is really funny

potato-gay:

bisexuhowl:

suazu:

#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)

grox:

grox:

ghostcrows:

ghostcrows:

The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she’s just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she’s Peggy that’s just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they’re like ok fine I guess

Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in “happy”, because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can’t go around tellin people you’re “gay” for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down

weeee:

Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

tonyzaret:

For some reason my TikTok was playing in Times Square

natalieironside:

thesilvereyedwolf:

dovesndecay:

natalieironside:

This blog is continued on side B. To keep scrolling, please remove the blog, turn it over, re-insert it, and press “play”

Originally posted by juicebox-

Hey op, there are people on here who don’t know what a B-side is

That doesn’t seem like something I would have jurisdiction over

jkflay:

spiribia:

i definitely think minecraft won’t be the game for everyone in the end and that’s just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don’t get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

winonaparadise:

BUCKET MAN - 300 POINTS - DOCILE IN NATURE BUT EASILY STARTLED. GREAT FOR BEGINNERS!

CAKE CATCHER - 800 POINTS - INCREDIBLY AGILE, MAKES A GREAT HUNTING COMPANION. HAS THE “PICKUP” ABILITY.

FALSE DEWEY - 1,000,000 POINTS - DO NOT ENGAGE THE FALSE DEWEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. FOR PROFESSIONAL HUNTERS ONLY.

gunsandfireandshit:

sapper-in-the-wire:

Not so brave when they can’t take helicopters through uncontested airspace to go sit on mountain peaks and laser designate poor dirt farmers from miles away

rthko:

Actually yeah it does piss me off that the on website for which the main appeal was once porn you can get what functioned for years as a personal diary and an archive of your friendships, changing tastes and opinions abruptly pulled from under your feet because you posted a few pixels of cock. The preeminent website where people can still post nudes is run by an incompetent fascist where aside from porn one half is bigoted outrage bait and the other is people meekly trying to debunk it, forcing you to see it twice.

strawberryoverlord:

classicsonic:

classicsonic:

hey the op of that crab day post is a transphobe and pro life and shit so on top of it already being a stupid idea its By A Bigot so i am praying people stop reblogging or reposting it

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Hi op! I have wanted to add that there is a SECOND crab day post going around that is ALSO by a transphobic conservative Christian!